“The man from the BNP breezes up in a white linen suit looking like some latter-day Martin Bell and says: ‘Can you believe it? Two of our schools are having Muslim days tomorrow – on 7/7! It’s like chucking mud in people’s faces’.”

The man from the BNP is Richard Barnbrook, who the fascists have just announced will be their candidate in next May’s London mayoral election.

For a picture of Barnbrook leading the massed ranks of the Master Race, see here. You do wonder whether this is part of some cunning plan by Nick Griffin to deflect accusations that his members are dangerous fascists by making them look like total prats.