“From Europe’s biggest-selling newspaper, the Sun: ‘Furious Muslims have blasted adult shop [i.e., sex shop] Ann Summers for selling a blowup male doll called Mustafa Shag.’ Not literally ‘blasted’ in the Danish Embassy sense, or at least not yet. Quite how Britain’s Muslim Association found out about Mustafa Shag in order to be offended by him is not clear. It may be that there was some confusion: given that ‘blowup males’ are one of Islam’s leading exports, perhaps some believers went along expecting to find Ahmed and Walid modeling the new line of Semtex belts.”

Telegraph and Spectator columnist Mark Steyn, upholding the values of western civilisation in the New York Sun, 12 February 2006